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The student news site of Londonderry High School

Lancer Spirit Online

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Using a poll on The Lancer Spirit’s Instagram page, 53% of students voted that they “Love Valentine’s Day” and 47% of students voted that they “Hate Valentine’s Day.”

Me and Valentine’s Day? It’s complicated.

Megan Standifer, Assistant Editor in Chief
February 14, 2023

It's a love-hate relationship with Valentine's Day. Throughout the years, the day for lovers has been widely disputed. Some are enthralled by the pink and red gifting traditions whereas for others, the...

Peppa Pig poses for the cover artwork of her debut record, My First Album. The record was released July 19, 2019, and features 16 tracks.

‘My First Album’: Peppa Pig commits to activism

Anna Drabik, Executive Arts and Entertainment Editor
April 1, 2020

Peppa Pig has been starring in her self-titled children’s cartoon since 2004. For over 16 years, short songs have been sprinkled into episodes to further Peppa’s messages of love, happiness, and family...

Girl Scout Cookie season means a battle, we have good intentions, but always get defeated. The Samoas, Thin Mints, and Tagalongs are just better equipped for the fight with your stomach.

Nobody can resist a Girl Scout Cookie craving

Kate Ehl, Social Media Coordinator
March 31, 2020

They are everywhere. In front of grocery stores, in the mall, in your school, and in extreme situations, on your front door step.  I hear three knocks at my door. Each knock sends chills down my...

Stay tuned for further coverage of the new urinal dividers located in the main lobby bathroom.

Dividers provide privacy, end bathroom anxiety

A satirical poem to honor the new dividers in the boys' bathroom.
TJ Ruzicka, Arts and Entertainment Editor
February 4, 2020

There is a hallelujah in my heart, That at a whisper never ceases, And an open air that blows, Between us and all our pieces. All the rogue stares, That fall between my thighs, This indecent exposure, Brings...

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